Restoration of the Mithril Throne
Famous for his wit and wisdom.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Dwarven women are like axes. As dangerous from the back as from the front.
One meal a day, but make that one a feast!
Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink— under any circumstances.